Parents, name your children well.
Don't make their name too hard too spell.
To honor some obscure relation.
My folks gave me this apellation...
Brook Adams says; "Don't Google me".
Oh man... I hate the letter "E"!
For guys you need to add an "S"
The "E" is used for gals I guess.
So My Name ending with a "K",
Has caused a lifetime of dismay.
Lady wrestlers, actors, trees,
And other stuff too wierd too see.
I had to re-arrange my name.
And so "El Borko" I became.