brook adams

Brook Adams plays a surprising variety of instrumental guitar tunes from the late 20th Century. He also sings the pop, rock, and schlock of that era. His original music has a retro vibe with songs about sharks, doughnuts, and "Luv". He plays a bit of ukulele. He can drive a stick-shift and parallel park.

Brook Adams plays a crap-ton of instrumental guitar from the late 20th Century. He also sings the ancient schlock of that era. His original music sounds retro because he's old, ok? He's a goddam fossil with a guitar. He'd look silly with dreadlocks, or a man-bun, or posing barefoot looking "soulful". He can drive a stick-shift and parallel park 'cause he's OLD, remember?

Brook Adams sucks at guitar solos, but he can play solo guitar. That means he can play the chords and the melody at the same time. Good thing, cause his singing sucks too. And the songs he plays are so old you can read about ‘em in history books. And he doesn't have dreads, or a man-bun, or tattoos. The hell with this guy! You should go find some REAL MUSIC.

Brook Adams plays in a surf band so no one has to hear him sing. He plays solo guitar, because his bandmates can't stand him. His guitar solos are hideous and interminable, because he is an obnoxious swine who deserves only death.